"I have a degree in violent toilet flushing"

Birthday:

September 8, 1992

Hometown:

Sheffield

Nickname:

Ms. Gem Stone

Relationship Status:

Single

Other Bands I Like:

Avril, Evanescence, Simple Plan, Sum 41, Blink 182, Avenged Sevenfold, Maroon 5, Keane, Pink, Kelly Clarkson, Green Day...ALL SORTS!

Favorite TV Shows:

Don't watch tv much...The Simpsons, I'm A Celeb..., Friends, The O.C., The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Any reality show...to name but a few...

Favorite Movies:

Loadz! Comedy, sci-fi, actions and thrillers rock shit! I tend to avoid romance and horror though...the two extremes haha. XD

Oh and cartoons and animations are just the best. Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride etc. etc. etc.

Favorite Quotes:

"I'll take him home and flush him down the lavatory"
"But he can rotate his arm 360 degrees!"
"EWW MUSHROOM PENIS"
"Why is your highlighter hairy?"
"The only thing thats keeping me sane is the green elf thats sitting on my shoulder"
"What the hell is 'naked mango'?!"
"It looked like a mouldy penis!"
"We don't know her name, her gender..."
"I refuse to let my smile have an orgasm! It's only 14!"
"That'd be quite a pretty ear"
"Conquer your fear of moles!"
"You can't have everything - but you damn well should"
"Who says 'bague'?"
"It's like wheezing...then it's like a witch"
"It's silent - luckily she doesn't have bad breath"
"Why you so sad? I'll buy you a happy meal"
"Well, they save trees because they don't have to wipe their arse"
"Come rain or shine, follow the rainbow for your pot of...rice! Pretty colours in your pot, happy faces in your kitchen!"
"Don't judge us!"
"I can't believe you're just sittin' there staring at my eye boobies"
"Poof! Ping! Pfft! Toot-toot! Kaboom!'
"I'm going to be legal! WINK WINK!"
"Are they like red peppers but green?"
"Rice crispies and hangovers don't go together. First time i've ever told a bowl of cereal to STFU"
"Can't we find a happy mid-point?"
"My fingers are very elegant!"
"Sam, it's not pizza"
"IT GETS BIGGER!"
"Okay i'm getting raped by giraffes"
"Three bananas in a bowl"
"Two penguins in a bath. One says to the other "Pass me the toothbrush". The other one says "What do you think i am, a milkbottle?"
"We're as fruity as a nutcake"
"I think i was feeling a bit left out"
"You can gripple my tools anytime"
"You can frisson my gripples anytime"
"OMG If i move my eyebrows fast enough they disappear"
"Guess what i shoved my hand up last night?"
"I just kept blowing and blowing until one day i could do it!"
"If i had a heart, it would be having an attack"
"Like i was this monster. Who was gonna rape him"
"You could suck face and knit sweaters at the same time"
"Have you had your burger today? I can unleash my meat on you ;) "

Ahh, good times :).