He has read some of mine and you would NOT believe what I wrote the poor guy! I swear I can't believe I wrote him that stuff! :) haha! This one I wrote him and he read..lets just say I was being bad and joking with ole Joel. :) lol
Okay here is one that I wrote to Joel and he read. He told me I make him smile. :)
Dear Mr. Madden..It has come to my attention that you have been caught doing some naughty naughty stuff!!! Below please find a detailed list of the misconduct on your part.
1. SINGING IN THE SHOWER.
This is only allowed on stage in front of GC fans and not when your surrounded by steam and water. Don't want you to drown singing, 'The Day that I Die" or 'The River'. ;)
2. YELLING AT BENJI WHEN HE LEAVES HIS DOG IN YOUR BACK YARD.
Its not his fault that Lestat loves to dig or chew things up! ;) Benji's dog is well trained in kamakazie tactics.
3. WRITING SONGS THAT DO NOT INCLUDE OR EVEN HINT OF BEVERLY.
If you were to write one of these it would be a smash hit. ;) lol
4. NOT DOING ENOUGH LEG PROPS WHEN YOU PERFORM.
The LEG PROP is one of those moves that is..in my estimation..pretty darn sexy. ;) haha! Forgive me if I, an older woman, notices that sort of thing..but I still have good eyes! ;) lol
5. FIGHTING AT NIGHTCLUBS AND LOOKING AWESOME DOING IT..
Looking awesome when your in altercations misconstrues the issue at hand. I cheer for the Madden corner. :) lol
6. YELLING AT YOUR BROTHER AND CALLING HIM AN A$$HOLE AND ASKING HIM HIF HE WANTS A TISSUE.
He will leave you all alone to conduct those pesky photoshoots and interview by yourself! And then it truly WILL be the worst day of your life! ;) haha!
7. BEING CAUGHT ON MYSPACE BY BILLY MARTIN WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING AND STUFF.
Although you looked adorable being found out..your myspacing is frowned upon by the establishment. BUT..its addictive! haha! Your NOT alone! :) lol
hahahahhah that was SO amusing! :D I bet this made his whole day :)
1. SINGING IN THE SHOWER.
This is only allowed on stage in front of GC fans and not when your surrounded by steam and water. Don't want you to drown singing, 'The Day that I Die" or 'The River'. ;)
AMEN TO THAT ONE!
hahaha that was just hilarious.
"poor victim"? no! i'm sure he had an awesome time reading it! LOL so funny.. :)
hmmm, no. he hasn't read any of my messages (fortunately, cuz sometimes i write things i wish i wouldn't hahaha).
but Deano and Paul did :) and Deano replied with a nice "Thank You" :D
:) I love replies! :) Deano sent me a smiley face once! :) lol I told Joel once I'm so sorry I bug him on myspace!!! :) lol He kept saying its okay. ;)